Strike!

You know that you are bowling with small children if...

• you hear a big whump every time the children toss the ball out into the lane.
  
• the ball is rolling so slowly it gets stopped by the pins.
• the ball is rolling so slowly it starts rolling back towards you.
• the child gets a spare because the ball bounces off one pin and hits the second pin that is part of the split.
• The ball gets stuck in the gutter between the edge and the "buddy bumper."